MOST HILARIOUS BREAKING NEWS THAT CRACKED ME UP

BREAKING NEWS : Following the Federal Government Threat, New ASUU to emerge soon and may follow new PDP to APC. 149million Nigerians have tested positive for Human Poverty Virus..... symptoms include hunger, inability to pay school fees and house rent, constant headache/fever, hot temper, high blood pressure, dizziness and sudden death. Transparency International has predicted that corruption in Nigeria will only be eradicated by the 2nd coming of Christ. APC is planning to become the next PDP in 2015 as more corrupt politicians merge in APC Association of Student Runs Girls ,ASRG laments that ASUU strike is bad for businesses especially with the approaching Christmas season. They have threatened to reopen schools by themselves if ASUU and FG. Don't agree by Monday. Corpses in various mortuaries in Nigeria have agreed to match in protest if constant power supply is not guaranteed after the sale of PHCN. They have complained about heat and bad smell as a result of power outages. Association of Crude Oil thieves in Nigeria has congratulated the Presidency for the good job it's doing in the area of Security. Super Eagles coaching crew may be paid this week if sports ministry recover some of the stolen funds. Hope you had an amazing weekend